I figure they got some kind of mold they mass manufacture these dipshits out of in an abandoned Dollar General store in some bumfuck Southern Town.

My partner is a member of a Teachers’ Union, and I sleep with them.

If recent events have taught us anything, it’s that knowing absolutely nothing about something doesn’t necessarily prevent people from having vehemently strong opinions about it. In fact, they often just believe what nuts on the internet tell them to believe.

Throwing the wedding log at the end would make the whole thing interesting for sure.

That sounds so cool! And God knows, anything is better than the bouquet toss. At my friend’s New Orleans wedding, she did cake pulls with fortunes on the end instead of the bouquet toss.

It would be in no way worth this trip to Gilead to get, but popularizing the snip and shifting our culture away from viewing birth control as solely the woman’s responsibility might not be bad byproducts of this war on women’s autonomy and health

Republicans will say and do anything that will get them elected. There are no core Republican values. Power is the only thing that matters to them.

The best thing is that his store is now selling this shirt:

“There is no return to sanity for the gop.”

Fetterman isn’t cut out for being a senator. He possesses empathy, a backbone and integrity. These traits only hold you back in Congress.

Wait...isn’t property damage, intimidation, murder and assault universally illegal?  

I find it totally reasonable that she would “just now” come out with these details. Her previous testimony was all about the day’s efforts to prevent the fair certification of the acknowledged winner of the 2020 presidential election. No one thought to ask her about the behavior of Giuliani since it wasn’t the point…

“Ted Goodman, a political advisor to Giuliani, gave this statement to Jezebel: “It’s fair to ask Cassidy Hutchinson why she is just now coming out with these allegations from two and a half years ago,”

Oh Rudy, how the mighty have fallen. I am from the NYC metro area and was aware of Rudy long before 9/11, but he was legit great on that day and in the aftermath. But since then, wow. IDK what happened to him.

Reading about the gropy stuff sent an actual shudder of revulsion through me.

Just because she decided to sit on it to sell more books (making her a terrible person) doesn’t mean it didn’t happen - because Rudy is also a terrible person.

UPDATE: Fetterman from the top turnbuckle!

her behavior “simply fell short of her values.”

Hey, she does kinda give GILF vibes. Knowhattamean?

Yo, as long as you aren’t a piece of shit, I got no problem with you and your date getting a little frisky in a dark theater.

This is hilarious and would be even funnier if she weren’t a sitting Congressional Representative who has real power to make people miserable. What a filthy hypocrite. Every hate filled word out of a fascist Republican’s mouth is a confession. Their insane lack of self awareness and their overpowering self hatred…