I thought a Mulligan was a do-over in golf.

Jealous much?

If you leave a firearm where a kid can easily get it, you are the bad guy with the gun.

Holy fuck...but you know, having guns is the most important thing...

The grandfather had left the loaded gun on the nightstand not knowing his grandchildren were coming over that day, he said.

if only this good 9 year old was armed, they could protect themselves from all these bad 3 year old degenerate criminals.

In 2011, the United States Department of Justice compiled homicide statistics in the United States between 1980 and 2008.^[48] That study showed the following:

It’s really simple buddy. Women are murdered by men for “rejecting them” vastly more often than men are murdered by women for “rejecting them”.

Will this never cease to be the truth??

This is perhaps not the best place or time for it, but can I say how much I dislike the idea of “preferred” names or pronouns? My name is my name. My pronouns are my pronouns. I demand them, I don't prefer them, and if you use the wrong ones, we will have a problem.

THE NHL RESERVES THE RIGHT TO REPORT SUCH MISCONDUCT TO APPROPRIATE LAW ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITIES.

I love you because I am you. I am not above acting like a complete idiot to get my way. I was a window seat on a flight once and the dude in the middle seat kept manspreading into my zone, with his large hands perched atop his knees. As soon as the seatbelt light went off, I dropped my tray. When it stopped 75% of the…

Some people can’t help invading your space due to size, and that’s just the risk you take when you fly.

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…

And, OMG these people, if you are part of a couple and you book an aisle seat and a window seat in the hopes that no one takes the middle and then someone sits in the middle seat and you don’t offer to switch and instead hold whole conversations over middle’s head YOU ARE MONSTER PEOPLE.

Verily. Now that I’ve seen that piece of illustration, my heart aches for an ‘80s-tinged neon Star Wars movie that we’ll never get.

I feel like Fossilized Erection is more of an EDM, techno band and Dead Arachnid Boner is like, a grunge/pop punk combo with songs like I Bit Your Dad While He Was Sleeping (And Then I Fucked Your Mom)