So I know it may have been presented as “women mature faster” but doesn’t this all sound too much that the men making the laws wanted 18-year-olds in their bars to pick up?

This article is dumb as hell. Have you ever heard of Anna Wintour? Angelica Huston? No? Well, here are my bangs. Look how sad and childish I am!

Bangs cut off your face, your wonderful, beautiful face,

alternately, bangs hide my forehead. my horrible, tall and expansive forehead.

Counterpoint Exhibit 1 - I cut my own bangs a few weeks ago, because they cover at least two of my fivehead, and they look goddamned awesome.

I can’t read all of this, it makes me too sad to remember everyone I’m not allowed to speak to. I think, as women, we are often only used as placeholders until our friends find husbands, and then we are no longer needed and must be put aside. I have one that has made every attempt to show me this, and surrounds…

I can get behind the text dump if it’s just been a couple dates. I wouldn’t have wanted a face to face, but a phone call would have been a step up.

Given the fact that twice in the past two weeks, he’d sent passive-aggressive messages when I didn’t respond to his texts within 6 hours (despite knowing that I was at work at the time), I really had no interest in hearing any explanation from him. The previous evening, he’d done it again, so I told him that that…

This. I got dumped via text last night by someone I’d been seeing for three months, and my reaction was, “Okay. No big deal.” He offered an explanation, and I said, “None necessary. I wish you luck!” Not for one hot second did I think of getting a gun and murdering unrelated people.

I’ve been eventually dumped or rejected or made to feel like shit in some capacity by almost every dude I’ve ever fucked or wanted to fuck and yet somehow I’ve managed to never mass murder

Margaret Atwood was on point when she said,

The problem is guns. Not mental illness, not misogyny, not male entitlement. Those are other problems, with other solutions. The problem causing mass shootings is guns.

For serious. This applies to driving on the freeway in general. The worst is how people speed up to prevent you from safely changing lanes because they hog the whole damn lane to themselves by fluctuating their speed so much. To all those people, I say, “Burn. In. Hell.”

Most trucks are governed now. It varies by company. Some at 64 and others at 55. Any chance to pass is taken. They are pressed for time, just like everyone else. Car drivers need to learn patience, or do what I do and plan for extra time in the commute.

The breasts have been fake since I finished chemo and radiation in 2013, but starting last year I met met with a new surgeon to fix my first surgeon’s inexpert work. This second set is so great; softer, more natural appearing, more symmetrical.

that’s why I dont fuck with my tried and true. WATER. THATS IT. MAYBE A LIGHT CLEANSER BUT THATS IT.

Look, I know we all want to rush to judgment here but I’m guessing that, very reasonably, the man asked what those women were there for and they told him that they were there to cover a professional football team and he, quite rightfully, had to check if the Jaguars qualified.

God, it must really be awful for those creators to have a bunch of people on the internet making assumptions about their intentions and criticizing them publicly. Good thing it’s only on twitter though, imagine if there was a whole app, just for that!

I met Steven Spielberg once in a deli in Manhattan, so clearly I’m the truest Jew to ever Jew.

The thing that drives me batshit crazy about this whole thing is that Apostolic Christians don’t believe that Catholics are real Christians! Why is she so excited to meet the head of the Catholic Church if she believes Catholics are going to hell?! (Answer: Because she’s an attention whore.)

Forgotti.