Yeah, but it’s a double necked guitar, so, there’s that.

omgomgomg i want a peanut butter puppy just like this omg omg

When I’m in the States, it’s Diet Coke/Coke Zero.

if is SO GOOD.

omg i love you you’re my favourite. thank you thank you thank you.

The raccoon thing was one of the best things to come out of Toronto in YEARS. It was fantastic.

It’s almost like an upside down/backwards sort of thing.

Possibly covered up with some makeup, maybe.

Right? Ugh. I done fucked up my eyebrows when I decided that plucking them was a thing I should be doing.

#BUTTS

YOU GET ALL THE STARS

She’s awesome!

I think you need to try Diet Pepsi bottled in Canada. I love me my Diet Pepsi, but I can’t stand the Pepsi purchased in the US. Which is why I usually switch to Coke at the border. It’s weird.

While not an American, I support your Dog Candidate 100%.

Ditto!

My best friend made the cupcakes, invites and did the flowers for her wedding.

Any of those brew your own wine/beer stores should have supplies. And bags of cheap cork.

They (apparently) look and taste radically different here in Manitoba than they do, in say, New Brunswick.

OH MY GOD I NEED TO DO THIS.

If you use those mini cones, you can have little bitesize s’mores appetizer things.