If I ever learn how to roller skate and do derby, my name is so going to be Slay-Z, if it’s not Amandageddon.

She is the literal worst.

When my brother and sister-in-law got married last year (in Maui) they didn’t have any attendants. Two of her friends that came stepped into the role to help her with her hair and makeup and stuff, so. The wedding was ridiculously low key. It was fantastic.

Taco Bell. 2 soft taco supreme with a fries supreme.

Malk.

Sheesh. When I was a kid, my brother would sell the home made chocolate chip cookies Mom would pack in our lunches and make a KILLING on the playground.

I have a lot of ridiculously thick hair (I’m not bragging, honest). It’s wavy when it’s long, curly when it’s short. I wash it, put product and go. OMG THE FRIZZ. I hate the frizz. The only stuff I’ve found that will keep my hair relatively frizz free (when it’s down) makes my hair all crunchy. If I try and put it up,…

It’s a throwback to Jets 1.0 when to the first white-out and the Jets actually wore their white jerseys at home.

Swap out the V8 juice in the Bloody Mary for Clamato juice and that's baaaaaaaaasically a Ceasar, a totally acceptable breakfast beverage when you're on vacation or camping.

I love my Kobo! My old one came with me to Switzerland and Hawaii last year, but then died soon after.

That sounds like it has potential.

... What is beef bacon. I think I need this in my life.

#TeamEnglishMuffin

My go to is usually Tim Horton’s sausage egg & cheese breakfast sandwich on an english muffin.

NO MARK NO

When Obama's done his current term, can he come and run against Harper? Please?

Nah, dude. I loved Chronicles.

Nah, dude. I loved Chronicles.

Dick Moooooon!

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