I have a feeling dudes like this like to pretend they have these really high, picky standards to justify their inability to get any woman to touch their penises.

When I come home newly-shorn (I like to grow it out lonnnng then chop it pixie-short) I *always* get the hottest sex ever. Like, in the front hall now-now-now sex. And that's after 19 years of marriage. Confidence is sexy to secure men, and ain't no confidence like chopping off 12" of hair.

I wasn't aware that women's hairstyles existed solely for the amusement of the heterosexual male.