Yeah she's problematic AF

Ooo I use a lot of Physician's Formula products, I'll have to look into it! LINER PENS 4EVA

Aw, I appreciate you doing some research for me. Thank you so much.

Thank you! I love all the help I'm getting it means the world.

TY! Yeah the licking helps but honestly I feel disgusting and then I've got it all over my tongue, haha. I'll have to try the brush/gel technique. Kat's eyeliner goes on really well and stays for pretty long, but the corners always get smudged after a while. I do a realllllyyyy big cat eye, super-thick and pretty…

OH you didn't hear? She had a color out awhile ago called "Celebutard" that was pulled from Sephora and now she's got a lip color called "Underage Red." -_-

I like everything you said right there. Cheers to you! Thanks. <3

Good to know! I end up licking the tip when it dries up, as unsanitary and disgusting as that is.

Stila is the winner! Thanks a bunch!

Good to know! That's 2 for Stila! Thank you

Thank you! <3

I use Kat Von D's Tattoo Liner because I do a really thick, bold cat eye and I'm a bit of a klutz and need the liner pen. However, her questionable naming policies have turned me off and I really don't want to buy her product anymore. What's comparable in the liner pen department OR do you think I should try my hand…

I was going to write a blog post ripping "50 Shades" a new butthole in which to place anal beads but this is so perfectly hilarious I won't even bother because I will never be able to meet this level of hilarity.

I am actually rolling around on the floor at work over this. I had a guy at a bar tell me that I "would be so much hotter with long hair," upon which I snorted into my drink and told him he would be so much hotter with an entirely different face. Shut up about short hair, dudes, your fear of our confidence is so loud…