I honestly don’t know whether to be relieved or even more terrified. Is it possible their utter ineptitude could save us? Or will it doom us all?

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

Not only that, but are you allowed to essentially run the biggest business in the country out of your apartment? Yes, it’s a huge apartment and he owns the place but aren’t there rules against this? I remember it being a storyline on The Good Wife and I get most of my legal advice from television.

I’m being completely serious and not engaging in wishful thinking here — but, honestly, does ANYONE think Donnie is going to be able to hack this for four years? For even one year? Six months?!

In the wake of Trump’s election, de Blasio is reportedly considering eliminating the program and destroying the database of New Yorkers’ personal information, rather than being forced to turn that information over to federal law enforcement or immigration authorities.

I was shopping the other day at a discount store and I saw a dress that looked kind of cute but then I saw the Ivanka Trump tag and realized it was ugly. Hope she enjoys what this is doing to her brand.

My teen said she was going to a slumber party Saturday night and instead protested outside of Trump’s hotel in DC. #proudmom

you know what i will miss most about obama?

Not enough!

Kellyanne can go fuck herself.

Why is everyone so eager to think Pence can win a presidential race? Anything is possible, but he never promised to make America great again—just make it straight again.

I don’t know. If he just said, “Sorry, folks. But I’ve got investors who are promising me too much money to start a cable news network and I can’t say ‘no’ to it. We’re not just going to make America great, we’re gonna broadcast worldwide and Make The World Great!! But I promise I’ll continue to advise President…

My guess is that he’ll do it for awhile (weeks, months, a year, who knows?) and then claim Melania has some health problem, or that DC schools aren’t good enough for Barron or he needs to go back to running his businesses — any excuse that doesn’t reflect weakness on his part.

I do blame them for endorsing a racist platform as the answer.

I also blame them for being dumb fucks who don’t notice when Trump says stupid, reprehensible shit directly to a camera and then they believe him the next day when he says he never said it. They lack even the most basic observational skills. Durrker-derrr! The mainstream media is out to get him!

I also blame them for being “entitled.” Their entitlement is written throughout this article. When the factory or coal mine closes down, why the hell should society or any company replace that job for the rubes who became unemployed. I can hardly wait for that huge energy boom to arrive and provide $20 per hour…

I’ll wager 400 quatloos Mike Pence is president before the end of 2019. May God the Flying Spaghetti Monster have mercy on our souls.

If I didn’t hate him so much, I’d feel sorry for him. Because there really is no way out. Claiming health problems makes him look weak. Quitting for any other reason just makes him look like a loser, and we know what he thinks of losers. I think towards the end of the campaign he was really getting excited about …

How long until Pence takes over as POTUS? Day after the inauguration? Week after? Does Vegas have odds on this?

(Vice) President Pence