For whatever reason, I was the most terrified by the mental image of a would-be attacker crawling on the floor. Just fucking terrifying.

A burrito is just a sandwich that someone built a delicious wall around.

Or just get a burrito.

Nice.

Yup, and his immediate reaction against any perceived accusation by a woman is to slut shame her.

TL;DR. If I wanted to get my daily dose of Breitbart, I’d have a mule kick me in the head for 20 minutes.

Bernadette and Gael Garcia Bernal are the best things about Mozart in the Jungle. Can’t wait for the new season!

Let’s split the difference and agree that the flight attendant is an idiot without insulting people based on their professions.

He volunteered to go on tv as an undecided voter in possibly the nastiest and most obvious presidential election in modern history. I’m having a really hard time mustering sympathy for him.

If you choose to do an AMA, you are asking for it. You’re making the choice to put yourself out there.

Trumplestiltskin

OMG. That’s what’s behind the hair. He’s growing it so he can let it down out of a window and someone can climb up it.

I’m genuinely a little puzzled as to why all this is suddenly news. This is what he’s been doing for years, going on Howard Stern or other shows and being gross. Any of his republican opponents could have broadcast this stuff, it wasn’t a secret. Why the shock and horror and fainting couches on the right now?

I enjoyed Gone Girl but I could not get into reading The Girl on the Train at all. Amy Elliott Dunne being spot on in some of her social commentary, despite being a psycho helped.  

Her ex was sleeping with Meghan and killed her.

Same. I liked the story but that is one audio book I never want to revisit.

Here’s a song to help you perfect your shimmy. I love it.

It’s happening because all those people you hated as a kid are voting for this guy. There are enough of these people that he actually stands a chance at winning.

Kimberly’s face is really nice there too. Not sure if it’s the original face, but she looks really beautiful.

I like Khloe’s old face. The dark hair looks nice too.