I can’t be the only one who thought Fergie was Kylie in that picture.

And something else to smile about. Whatever shitty thing Trump comes up with to insult Madonna, she is worth around 560 million. And SHE started with 16.00 in her pocket.

My version:

I’d have a hard time taking my kids to an actively war ravaged place like Syria. I see his point. As an adult she can go where she wants - her person, her decision, but he does have equal say in where the kids go, no?

I hate Girl Meets World, and seriously loved every minute of Fuller House. You must be Bizarro Temperance.

The Servant Perfected. We’ve internalized it and buy garbage that celebrates our selfless subjection to the endless, rapacious needs of other people. It’s amazing how things have come full circle, with the added requirement since “empowering” porn that we also look, suck, and absorb abuse like “sex workers.”

the “balancing 1000 things” is what makes me the most mad. I “balance 1000 things” because I know full well that if I don’t take the dry cleaning, book flights for thanksgiving, coordinate w/ my inlaws, book a cat sitter, etc, that shit WONT GET DONE. And it’s not b/c my husband is a loser. He’s just not used to…

The Good Girl. Cake. Office Space. The Switch (fight me idc). Horrible Bosses. Rumor Has It. Bruce Almighty.

never before have i heard a description of a woman that was in complete opposition with myself.

I got nachos from Qdoba for lunch because I’ve been tracking my calories for 2 months and have lost 2 lbs. Fuck it. I’m out.

2016 sucks even more now because of your post

“They’re homely, they’re simple, and they’re about to reproduce!”

I just whipped this one up for ya. I call it the Special Erogenous Zone.

It’s viscerally embarrassing to read. I suddenly feel ashamed of all the obviously, transparently performative emails I’ve written to smart boys in a desperate bid to get laid.

35. Same.

This is the song that will play as I pass the treshold of the pearly gates and run into the open arms of Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan and Estelle Getty. Betty White will live forever as a result of cryopreservation and then become a deity, at least in my version of heaven.

This was my kid. We kept going to our ped begging her to find something wrong. She actually apologized to us, at one point, because his colic was SO bad; “I’m so sorry you guys, this is truly awful’.

It was horrific. And why I will NEVER judge any parent who does WHATEVER (within reason) to get sleep and sanity.

What kind of impact has this arrangement had on your marriage? Not judging - I'm a social worker and I realize there are a TON of perfectly good ways to raise a kid. I'm just genuinely curious.

This is literally the uniform of every dude under the age of 60 that works in the Financial District in SF.