Don’t get me wrong, I love celebrity gossip but I’m sick of teenagers being shoved down my fucking throat simply because they have pretty and famous DNA. It’s not good for them and it sure as hell is not good for us and I’m just sad to see it on Jez.

Never be entirely dependent on any one person or situation, ever.

I was just watching this video— Dolly, Emmylou, and Linda doing an old Carter family number. Such an incredible trio.

Aw shit.

She’s 14. Calm your tits.

I’m probably (definitely) biased because I was a huge band geek and have been in love with Gael since my BFF introduced me to Y Tu Mama Tambien, but I haven’t been able to shut up about this show. It does seem to be almost a parody of itself with the over-the-top quirkyness of its characters, but that doesn’t make…

Because I am really and truly old, whenever I see her, all I can see is her mother. Peggy Lipton is who I wanted to be when I was 10.

I don’t take a lunch break because my asshole company wants me to stop the clock while I’m lunching, so a “9 to 5" is really either an “8 to 5" or “9 to 6.” I have a family and other parts of my life that I like a lot, lot more than my job, and I have a commute through some of the worst traffic in the country. I grew…

I never saw her as Ann - I always saw her as Karen from the Office that left after she & Jim broke up. I wanted so badly for the writers to make the story so that Karen had relocated to Pawnee after the break-up and was fired from Dunder Mifflin so she went to visit some relatives in Pawnee and though she acted like…

I don’t have any particular feelings about her one way or the other, but I could only listen to about 30 seconds of this song. Because it is terrible.

The video is cute but the song fucking sucks. Also I can’t stand Rashida Jones.

Good.

Neil deGrasse Tyson is going to be on Discovery at 9PM EST tomorrow explaining why Crow T. Robot is a far superior character than Tom Servo.

I love you.

He later turned his attention to the enemy of all yogurtmen, sour cream, and declared that it “has no reason for being.”

Oh c’mon now. There’s no reason to be unkind. The comments are such a lovely space for dialogue - why cast aspersions? Besides, it’s Friday!

The most unlikely part of the story to me is Hemet. If you had the unlimited resources these two have - why would you pick HEMET?

Hi there — there were some typos, and I’ve fixed them. And I always appreciate being told where they are if I’ve goofed. So please just let me know if you see a problem and where that problem is (my email is always at the bottom of my posts), and I’ll take care of it.

If i wasn’t act work I would post the video of the Chris Rock bit about bullets being $1,000 each and how that would reduce drive by shootings.