If i wasn’t act work I would post the video of the Chris Rock bit about bullets being $1,000 each and how that would reduce drive by shootings.

Quick, someone get Katie Holmes on the phone to start planning her escape.

Oooh, the famous “what happened” instead of “what my husband did.” The passive voice is a staple of this genre.

I’ll say 4 years over the line (i.e., 21) and that he writesa terrible song about how he’s done messing with “little girls” (and he will say that unironically and as an insult to Jenner).

Annie Hall? Annie fucking Hall? In what way is this punch to the nutsack with a steel fist funny? Sorry, this entire list is invalid because of this poor choice.

That’s what I figured, and I can’t understand why they’re losing money (unless you can use two coupons at a time and get 40% off?) — because IME, their prices are fucking INSANELY high. Like, pretty much any sheet set / pillow / etc they’ve got, you can get same thing or comparable at Macy’s or any other department…

I always assumed everything was marked up and the 20% off coupons brought it down to the price they wanted to sell for while making you think you were getting a good deal.

So teenagers and millionaires aren’t allowed to make a mockery of one of ‘the most beautifully dark artists of all time’....but you are...because you busked? Being down and out (or poor or old)* doesn’t give you a special artistic license. I mean no offense.

Giving birth ripped me apart and destroyed my identity. I was 100% sure it was a mistake.nto have become a mother. I love that we can admit this now, that hormones are stronger than us and we might need time to adjust.

I love Adele. She'd be a success no matter what. If anything, she's been successful despite being bigger. And how refreshing to hear professional women talk about how hard it is to come back after a baby. Also, I don't read interviews with her often, but from this article, she sounds woman-positive. I mean, she says…

I wouldn’t hitchhike or go stay in the home of a stranger I met in the street in Small Town USA, let alone in countries that I am not familiar with that are not known for having progressive attitudes towards women. I was astonished at the risks the author of this piece took.

God bless Kim K. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Pregnancy was the most miserable, bloated, depressive, back-painful, bladder-killing, sciatica-causing experience and I begged my doctor for a hysterectomy a few hours after delivery. GOD BLESS YOU, KIM. KEEP SPEAKING THE TRUTH.

The dick will make you slap somebody!

It doesn’t hurt that Clinton and Richards are about 19x smarter than anyone else in the room.

This is why I could never enter politics. Being grilled for hours by a bunch of hostile white male Republicans would enrage me from go and I would be unable to keep from using the words “fucking assholes” in my testimony.