She constantly looks like she's in mid-healing from a punch to her upper lip.

Hopefully 17 trillion. Beyonce is fucking terrible.

Was it just me, or does it not sound that bad? She went flat for a bit on the big note towards the end, but otherwise I didn't think it was terrible.

"Nic likes looking into the crevices of the soul."

"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."

I'm voting for Casey Wilson, after her performance in Drunk History. When do we vote on casting?

Ummm..... no. If I killed someone, even accidentally, it would be hard for me to wake up the next day and go to work. We can understand because we're human.

I'm sorry to bother you... but I just had to tell you... I love your voice.

This reminds me, I rode on an elevator the other day with a young-ish dude, maybe 19 years old. I'm tall, about 5'11, which the kid immediately pointed out. He was tall too, probably the same size as me. Then he continued "Yo, but I don't like when girls are tall. Naw, I don't like that at all. Girls should be shorter…

Kristen Bell speaks so much truth. I can't, for the life of me, understand women who love pregnancy. It was a means to an end for me. Thank god my son is funny and adorable as a kitten gif, otherwise I would have had to ask for a refund.

That means you haven't seen Tig Notaro do her Taylor Dayne story.

What is it with non-Californians trying to make "Cali" and "San Fran"/"Frisco" and "the OC" happen. It's not going to happen.

At least she didn't go with Frisco.

Or Frisco, unless you're 2Pac.

cisco... San Francisco

Please, I beg of you...Don't call it San Fran.

I have a feeling their relationship was more for the press anyway. It probably wasn't a big deal.

It's extremely New Mexican in that it lacks the edge of malice or sinister intent that characterizes so many stories from, say, Florida (not that we can't do awful out here, as well), and is strong on that most New Mexican of qualities: total inexplicability.

The writing on television is quite a bit ahead of cinema, IMO. No longer are TV shows written as some 21 minute vignette stand alone product, they're a part of an on going series. I'm glad to see Orphan Black getting love at Comic Con, Tatiana Maslany acts circles around the typical other best actress nominees in…

Just stopping by with my daily 'fuck Israel'.