I was thinking something... similar...

I think we should limit how often we confuse a 'science' with 'a little background work with which to make a grant proposal'. Cutting down on pronouncements that are purely (and loosely) statistical would help. Someone polls 300 obese people and finds 65% of those polled have brown hair.

Courtney Stodden: Teen Bonsai Tree

"New York Sophisticates, Weirdos,"

Halfway through, Iron Man finds out The Mandarin really isn't the bad guy and they team up to defeat the evil Dalai Lama and his terrorist army of Tibetan outlaws bent on poisoning the ideologies of the world through self-immolation and compassion for all living beings.

I so often feel like I am visiting an alternate universe here at Jezebel. These people are the queens of comedy? Lemme guess, Schwarzenegger is president, too? Who won the cold war?

Given how much hardware the U.S. and its allies had pointed at it, I'm pretty shocked that they didn't at least hint at the possibility that it was shot down. They've perpetuated the idea that the Korean war never ended, and their propaganda machine could easily write off this failure as yet another egregious act of…

I wouldn't mind seeing something done with the Firefly universe. Not the same thing, more like Star Trek TNG is to DS9 as Firefly is to (?). For just a few episodes it was incredibly rich, I would imagine lots could be done in the right hands.

Hmm, Harry Dean Stanton and a bunch of generic, plastic bobbleheads. I think I'll make fun of Harry's clothes...

If you look like every porn star for the last 20 years, your sexuality probably isn't all that unique...

Isn't everyone vajazzling them now? Anyway, I think they should have a colorful Georgia O'Keeffe line for this product. Or maybe airbrushing, like beach t-shirts. You could have a pretty sunset with a dolphin leaping out of it.

Was she there representing Opus Dei?

If I join will it get me a discount at Cracker Barrel?

I think to make a comparison they'd be dressing the little boys like prostitutes, slathering them in makeup and teaching them to woo the umpires with their preschool sexy.

If this garbage were organized by men, social services would be on them like g-men on a speakeasy.

meh, they just want to have all that low-gravity sex. We'll go there, everyone will join the unprotected 230,000 mile high club, and the next generation will have to go fuck up Mars.

God, tell the Gawker staff that then, I'm tired of being shamed for my eating habits.

Well "parents" certainly bought quite a few of the damn things, and tickets to the movie.

Our species doesn't need any help. We can help the rest of all the species by not reproducing so damn much. The year 1811 - one billion people. The year 2011? Seven billion. We either need to stop having babies or stop trying to be so healthy.

Like Freud said, sometimes an elephant is just a penis.