Sometimes I think Jose Canseco's twitter account got hacked months ago by some 12 year old and no one noticed. Then I remember who Jose Canseco is, and it all makes sense.

Seeing an article like this is kind of like finding a box in the attic that I had forgotten, and finding within it a pair of shoes that I never liked much, but that I had totally forgotten, and realizing that a family of mice has made them a home.

If there is anything about Santorum and Romney that troubles me, it's the fact that they lack any ability to stifle their inner dialog. How could you sit across from Putin or Ahmadinejad with no aptitude whatsoever for diplomacy?

Ah, the many-tiered hells of the wealthy. This reminds me of the horrible trials of Mrs Drysdale. How does one let the right people in if they keep changing who the right people are?

I mean... really... wtf.

I don't doubt it. I've always been the opposite. I grew up eating homemade icecream, mostly, and finding most processed stuff dubious I looked for things that seemed like they should look if someone made them plainly.

There's nothing icky about eating non-dyed food. If you weigh non-dyed food vs food with bugs in it, I think you'll find the general public leans more toward the non-dyed food.

Not Secure: using the same password for multiple sites is something we are all taught not to do, yet now anyone who gets access to one of our main social networking accounts can log in to gawker sites with no extra fuss.

I think stories of how they feed people bugs might balance the color factors.

I'm not vegan, so I don't have a pony in this show, but I do have to wonder why things need to be dyed at all. Is it unreasonable for food to be the color of its ingredients?

I'm not sure Brad Pitt looks that much like Howard Hughes as played by Leonardo Dicaprio.

Why not adopt? Why not be a foster parent? There are ways you can have twenty-two children in your life without adding any to the population at all. Adding more when there are already children in need who do not have homes seems like the antithesis of Christ-like thinking.

There is an even tinier chance that you could be fibbing so as to trick me into seeing Martha's anus. So, again, any chance is too much.

I couldn't look at the attached pic from Martha Stewart. Not having specified, there is a tiny, tiny chance she's talking about anal bleaching, and any chance is too much when it comes to Martha's anus.

Would there be any rocks? We can't have that strong force present holding atoms together, it might be utilized in some way...

Because no one pays any attention whatsoever to state and local elections. They rarely pay attention to any elections other than presidential.

I'd be willing to bet that Google-as-contraception works in more households than we'd like to admit. Santorum's war on pornography might negate that, though.

Well, even on Little House clocks used gravity, mills used the movement of water, windmills turned in the wind, bodies created chemical energy from food, wood burned in stoves. Could they just mean all the oil and coal and uranium, etc., etc., etc., has disappeared, or become intert, or something? Why would they and…

Well, they must have grossly overestimated my intelligence, imagination, and ability to interpret, because I can see no possible way this makes sense, at all.

"...set in a world where all forms of energy have mysteriously vanished..."