Kate Aurthur just posted screenshots of several of these emails and they're kind of amazing.

Probably worth pointing out that Westworld did still manage to keep it's final reveal (what Ford's ultimate plan was) pretty much completely hidden until the final episode, even with Reddit trying to decipher everything.

Is it being pedantic to think you should use a different headline until the list is complete (or perhaps just wait to publish until you have a full list)?

Here's my hot take on sandwiches:

I've made peace with the fact they're probably going to keep introducing characters in Twin Peaks the town until the main action gets there. Aside from Hawk & Truman's Cooper investigation, pretty much all scenes in Twin Peaks are basically just Frost & Lynch laying down markers so that they can hit the ground running…

"while Weaving recently co-starred as a significantly more supportive father figure in Mel Gibson’s Hacksaw Ridge."

I'm far from certain about it, but he's already had emotional scenes dealing with both Laura and his dad, which might be a sign that they're bringing his arc to a close. If he next has some emotionally charged scene with Shelly though, prior to solving the Cooper puzzle, then that'll pretty much cinch it for me.

I think it's going to be Laura.

Also, I'm kind of hoping that the Detectives Fusco aren't actually brothers and them all having the same last name while working together is just a big coincidence.

His scenes are definitely the highlight, although I'm somewhat scared that the "Let's meet up in two days, at which point I can solve this whole puzzle for you guys" scenario we've got is setting him up for a tragic death within the next day or so.

Doing the math on the Vegas storylines that are still dangling, I'm thinking Cooper has to remain there for at least another 5 episodes.

Yeah, I think people tend to forget that the big dream sequence in season one was immediately followed by one of the clunkiest info dumps possible the following week, when Cooper explains in the most explicit terms what exactly we should take away from that dream.

That minor flirt with Constance might've been the first time he's smiled all season.

That's not the episode title. That's the episode synopsis. For reference, here's the page for I'm Dying Up Here, which uses the same format and features the episode title in large font and the episode synopsis under the air date in smaller font.

I was hoping for a shot of Chad with a WTF expression once the trio abandoned the conference room within minutes of kicking him out of it.

I see two possibilities. First is the "in cahoots" scenario. Second is that it was intended as a taunting message. The fact that Evil Cooper immediately destroyed the phone after sending the text, which indicates he's concerned about being traced or tracked, makes me lean towards the second scenario.

Gets even better, according to Buzzfeed that line at the end about CNN reserving the right to identify the troll if he ever acts up again was put in by an editor at the last minute. It was intended to make sure nobody would interpret their actions as unethical, making that editor quite the extraordinary idiot.

But that's basically an argument against publishing the story in the first place. If the guy's not newsworthy, then what's the story even about?

The teenage thing is BS. It's been confirmed by the reporter that the guy is middle-aged.

But the guy clearly is the story regardless. That's why a story was written about him.