Yeah, the notion that they're afraid of getting fired only takes you so far. Once the robot is actually threatening to kill you it might be time to cut bait and find some other job.

The only thing I remember about Ricochet is that after Denzel kills the bad guy (by impaling him on some pointy metal thing), he says "You got the point now, don't you?"

“Dance you stupid fucking dinosaur! Dance!”

“You’re acting like putting him in was a no-brainer and every manager would have done that when it ends up backfiring 99% of the time.”

Heyman's frustration during that promo was probably because the whole thing was dependent on the crowd doing a Goldberg chant, yet relatively few of them did it no matter how much he prodded them.

If you ever want to turn people against non-sudden death overtime, forcing someone to watch this game on a loop for about a week straight would be a pretty good method.

Yeah, the Ravens did that the last time they won the Super Bowl. They took a safety on a punt play and the entire offensive line was holding everyone in sight in order to drain the most clock. All those defenders getting grabbed and taken to the ground made for a pretty amusing visual.

Hmm, makes me wonder if that’s where Key & Peele got the idea for “Liam Neesons”

So they did a bunch of time travel bullshit in DOFP in order to resurrect all the present-day characters, only to then kill them all again off-screen. I kind of love it.

That bit where the campers had been stuck in a conversational loop for days due to the stray host not being around to start a fire was probably my favorite scene of the show so far for the same reasons you mentioned. That was such a realistic programming bug.

It's because the term "Method" has evolved to a point today where it basically bears no resemblance to what it was in the 50s. As originally constructed, it had nothing to do with things like gaining weight or remaining in character at all times or eating a bison liver. It just meant to access some memory from your…

Here's one of my favorite jokes ever:

To some extent, I think the Cubs just got really lucky that inning. Of the four hits, three of them were weakly hit ground balls that happened to find holes. That doesn’t usually happen.

The rumor floating around is that Lesnar will be facing Shane at Wrestlemania, which is such a comically terrible idea that I’m convinced it has to be true.

The funniest part about that non-apology was that it apparently worked. Trump came back on the show a month later and remained semi-regular guest until the end. So either Trump believed the apology to be sincere or his ego just couldn't abide not being on the show. Either way, it was very beta-male on his part.

Thing is, he's already done way more public appearances and interviews than Carson ever did post-retirement.

Just so people know what we’re talking about, in the initial post (pre-edit) he spoiled the ending to a couple of high-profile movies (that have played at festivals) that don’t open for another month or so.

I’m not a journalist. I can hate you just fine.

Not fast enough asshole.

I'm going in the opposite direction. I think Harris is a special robot built by Hopkins for some nefarious purpose that'll be revealed at a later date. All this business about him being a long-term guest is an implanted memory.