Does Daniel Kaluuya have another facial expression

You’ll lose the bacon fat for cooking purposes

I’m aware of that. I asked him where the USB C wall chargers were. The rest of the conversation was him offering unsolicited advice which I quickly confirmed was inaccurate by asking two primarily rhetorical questions.

“you should really buy Apple’s cable. It’s more compatible”

I guess you missed the part where I didn’t listen to him?

I’m sorry, but this would never, ever work. You’re better off to slowly release more water into the bowl until the water level is higher than normal and hope the extra weight of the water will push out the clog. But things can go from bad to worse quick, so be careful. Practice on a functioning toilet before you try…

fuck slideshows

I feel like giving someone Post-its as a Xmas gift is like giving them the change in your pocket, or your navel lint LOL

Oh, so this whole stupid slide show wasn’t really about 11 different last minute holiday gift ideas, but was just one, long big ad for different types of Post-It’s? And like a chump, I clicked through every damn slide hoping that maybe it might actually be the former and not the latter?

And if you leave a smear in the bowl, clean it immediately after you flush. Don’t make your spouse look at it.

Two bathrooms is ideal, not just in a marriage but in any roommate or shared living situation.

1. Revamped messaging

Too white to be charged as an adult, I suspect.

Agreed.

If we get you a few black mock turtlenecks, they’ll be calling you a visionary in Cupertino.

well, they’re all pretty elaborate (and even toned-down versions would cost some), so i’d suppose someone would either hire someone with the know-how to check that out first, or someone going to these lengths themselves is that someone with the know-how.

The trick is apparently getting everyone else to tell the author what the tricks are!

The trick is in the title! Ha, gotcha!

Did I miss it? What’s the trick?

And seriously, is there anybody who doesn’t use cannabis because they’re afraid of the legal consequences?