Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

I’m just going to be sad if the Bronco is a washed up has been shilling for Papa John’s.

You mean he couldn’t even identify Gowron as the leader of the Klingon High Council? 

there was a leak.

Funner fact: gasoline is a non persistent product and evaporates at room temperature. It will be vapor before they can skim it or “find its way” anywhere.

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

Try an early Jeep Compass with a CVT, the 2.4 is meh at best, the 2.0 is a total dog turd on a good day. The 9 speed in the Renegade and Cherokee seems flawless after a Compass CVT.

Me want job, me write good

Sometimes, to preserve democracy it takes a military coup, and more! ...but you’re too freaky to understand that.

If I was willing to enter this market (which I may never, because there isn’t a car in this class that I consider top-notch to drive, so I would need two cars), it would be a Volvo S60.

Mini Cooper. When you buy it, you’re treated like a king or queen, and when comes the service, you get hit with king’s ransom, like a proper luxury car.

Those who saw Evans expose himself said that it was no big deal.

Call a doctor, your sense of humor is broken.

Once again, completely clueless Alissa Walker talking about a topic she has no understanding of whatsoever. Isn’t it time for you to go out and throw rocks at cars?

“Right. We should have 24 hours of despair and moaning, and then we will all have to roll up our sleeves and make this shit shower work.”

The fact that your avatar is no longer yellow is really throwing me off in the comments.

Doug, why do you need to be famous? Isn’t Carmax enough?????

This is great news, because this means you will be a step closer to replacing the stapler on your chest you call a “microphone”

No one hates Jalopnik. Lots of people hate Gawker.

I love Jalopnik, it’s most of the rest of Gawker I hate.