You seem fun.

Any theories on what conspires to keep her from winning a race?

The scariest part is these wack jobs just blindly agreeing with Bernie (this obviously can be used for any of the candidates).

Russian ships can barely maneuver, so being “on a collision course” could have been as simple as being anchored.

A mistake - must have been trying to hit the highbeams to pass someone.

I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

“It looks like a Mazda AMG 5 series ” STOP RIGHT NOW, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER FULL SIZE SEDAN ON THE DAMN ROAD. TAKE A SLEEPING PILL AND GO TO SLEEP, WE GET IT. GOOD. GREAT NOW SCREW OFF.

Clearly all of us. But we can not discuss this out loud. They’re watching us right now.

Crab-People! Crab-People!

Not as many as those of us who realize that you’re this guy:

Mao Hitler Stalin and Pol pot were athiests

Oh cool the Putinbots are here!

“Yes, we do need more of these.”

In that case just get a used Versa.

I saw a couple 2011’s in Houston last month under $8,000 with under 50k on the ticker. One red and one that bright blue.

Am I too late for “it looks like an Accord coupe!”?

I know exactly who it was...

I prefer the “keys” stamped out of soup can lids. That soup can lid may just start a Chevy Malibu! Come on down and find out!

My first pick. Toyota pious.