Putting aside the jokes (and there are so many) - if something is illegally obtained, it definitely should not become public record.  I am a huge proponent of open records laws, but if the police illegally obtain stuff, they shouldn’t be able to make it public as retribution for losing in court.

What’s the age limit on “wunderkind”? Kushner’s pushing 40, even if he still looks like he eats sandwiches with the crust cut off.

None of this sounds like a problem that a giant bag of weed won’t solve.

2nd worst record and you get the 5th pick? LOLCavs! Cleveland remains America’s punching bag!

LOL if you think you could convince an NBA team that being a respectable loser is a noble pursuit. Those lower seeded teams would actively try to get out of making the playoffs, and it would look even worse than the system looks now.

You don’t understand, the Pelicans are the very first team ever to not be good with a superstar on their team. Davis must be traded to a huge market team IMMEDIATELY so that the columns write themselves, one way or another, for the next 5 years.

*Opens notes app*

So you want teams in seeds 5-8 to join the tank party?

You should have asking him to solve the Ray Lewis Equation:

Why do we still use Eddy Curry when Anthony Bennett is by far a better example?

So, like... what if Zion is a bust?

Ozark, Ala. police officers charged 36-year-old Brandy Murrah...

That actually looks good. Don’t @ me.

Aw, they cut away just before Daenerys says, “Hot enough for ya? Ha, ha, but seriously, I just want to start by saying sorry about yesterday. I guess I got a little too fired up! . . . Wow, tough room! I haven’t seen a crowd this dead since . . . yesterday!” [Tyrion attempts to drag Daenerys offstage with a…

Empire should be on its last legs if we’re being honest but the sweep of just about every black show off the network is definitely some executive’s petty punishment.

Martin, meanwhile, laments the foreshadowing and clues layered into early storylines that, when rejiggered, turn into nothing more “dead ends.”

Lethal Weapon pulled in good ratings

Umm, Lethal Weapon was terrible 

RIP. The last of the great Hometown Troll Sportswriters.

But at least it’s a franchise with better prospects than Detroit.