Harland Williams created a Paw Patrol ripoff for Disney, which isn’t quite as bad as the other two but still.

Did we just all completely forget about Chappelle Show? None of this is new from him. 2003 Dave would laugh along with 2021 Dave’s set.

I’m just gonna wait until Donna Tartt’s next 1500 pager comes out, presumably in the year 2032 or so.

She put The Corrections on her book club list, he pointed out that most of the books on the list were shit so please don’t include his, and she disinvited him from her show. This was in 2002, when saying no to Oprah was like saying no to Jesus Christ, so it was A Whole Thing.

He’s there with Tippy.

Oh no! Now who will cut from the setup line person to the punchline person three seconds too late?

Oooooooooh pretty woman

Getting extremely mad that the Best Salsa Grammy didn’t go to Rick Bayless.

“I agree with this but it isn’t funny” is a pretty good summation of comedy today.

I was LITERALLY SHAKING when I read his bad tweet. I shook SO LITERALLY.

AND THEN THEY HIRED THE LADY WHO SELLS SNAKE OIL.

Kinda miss the folk song writer, instead of this drag confessional thing that’s already so common in pop.

I had to clear those rumors

That’s an anti-vax position.

They’re easy and cheap to make, don’t require the use of any of the stars’ talent, and allow people who have gotten rich and famous off of free labor to seem relatable.

Ugh, this is still on the air? I can’t even. I am literally crying, y’all.

Wouldn’t lab made water just be water.

“For her part, activist and data scientist Emily Gorcenski says that a generation “raised to live in a world that doesn’t exist” has learned to “process our anger through all sorts of channels, from sarcasm to pure hatred and rage” aimed at any perceived authority”

They were singers who could sing though.