<Extremely The Aristocrats punchline voice> The Ford Family!

Elton John remembers when rock was young. He and Suzy had so much fun.

I’m enjoying all the earnest replies by people who don’t get the bit.

I did find him relatable during Fergie’s National Anthem performance.

Food delivery services have REALLY worsened the time it takes to order and receive your food at fast food restaurants.  It just makes for that many more people ordering per hour during peak times. 

I don’t think he will completely bust out - he’s way too good. But yeah, the list of short, stocky bigs who have had long productive careers is small.

Daenerys Targaryen’s transition from benevolent breaker of chains to burner of King’s Landing was abrupt

Drew Sharp is rolling over in his grave that he doesn’t get to write like seven trolling columns on this subject.

But at least it’s a franchise with better prospects than Detroit.

I know there’s nothing remotely surprising about this. But it really fucks with my head how pathetic the President of the United States truly is.

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Kenan Inerts

Some, I assume, are good takes.

Really curious what you think “facile” and “effeminate” mean

Wait, soccer teams are supposed to stop playing when a guy does the writhing on the ground with a scrape on his ankle thing?

No wonder his hat won’t stay straight

Goddammit

By drafting a tight end tonight. Why yes I am a Lions fan how did you guess.