I don’t care a great deal about this trade, but I’m very, very happy that Tobias and Boban aren’t being split up.

Paul George was also “definitely” going the Lakers until he got traded to OKC and stayed there. There’s no guarantee the same thing can’t happen here.

If you couldn’t figure it out from context, you actively chose not to

The fact that old racists exist isn’t an excuse for your willful lack of reading comprehension

You read the part where he said he doesn’t care, right?

Yes, clearly Famous Hollywood Movie Star Liam Neeson was wandering around Northern Ireland pubs in 2010 looking for hate crimes to commit.  That was the obvious, non-racist apologist way to read it.

LOL

I have seen the future. This Saturday, Kate McKinnon will do a bug-eyed political impression that will be indistinguishable from any of her other bug-eyed political impressions, and Kenan will react.

Wokeness: It’s marketable!

So did NFL defenses just figure out Goff or what?  He kinda went from Kurt Warner circa 2000 to Matthew Stafford circa now over the course of the season.

Why does the beer company think I would care about corn syrup?  Does it think it’s 2005 or something?

But is he elite

Who is the third best player on this team?  There’s literally no right answer.  Everyone is terrible.  I thought they’d at least get mediocre minutes out of Glenn Robinson, and even THAT bar is too high.

Yeah this has more of a “I need to find a million dollars or the person I owe a million dollars to will murder me” kind of vibe

Cmon Channing wasn’t THAT b... oh Fyre. Never mind. 

“But we’re going to have to be firm here - if you’re only willing to play in road games you’re only getting half your pay.”

On the one hand I get that this is an actual rule that this dumb league would have, but on the other hand there have been scores of guys who have gone public with trade requests.

That’s called “the new agent.”

Doooo-do-doooo-do-do-do-dooo-do-do-do-do

It WOULD be fun to see Lance Stephenson literally murder him at some point.