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Alvin Tostig
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But it’s so wildly specific to 80s and 90s Detroit culture (local ads, local personalities, local bars and restaurants, etc), I am not sure how it appeals to anyone else.

Brandon Haywood would know something about being unliked in the lockerroom.

The Jezebel/JoanofSnark episode would be my 30 Rock pick

Fly - Breaking Bad IS the right answer. Come at me.

Swing and a miss

The first player that responds to one of these pseudoscientific psychological tests by punching the team’s GM in the nuts should automatically be drafted #1.

Microsoft

Yeah, but you can’t get those sweet sweet leftist outrage comments if you don’t load up on the false equivalences.

You’re either intentionally misreading this or you’re kind of dumb.

<Post blow-job>

If what you got out of this is that I’m right wing and upset about people shitting on Trump, you’re both fucking morons

Swing and a miss

Yeah, we should definitely save our most biting satire for when the country is run by competent, at least semi-decent people.

When you’re not going to let those mean rape survivors boss you around

Man, remember when Colbert was bitingly funny and not just another in a long line of lowest common denominator late night hosts?

Can’t wait for Glenn Greenwald’s next appearance.

MJ’s Power Forward solved the North Korea crisis

Mitch Albom only dreams he could be as full of shit as this guy.

the “reliable heart of a dog”

Well none of this is funny, so that might well be true.