She looks like a concentration camp victim in pageant makeup.

RICH GIRLS!! That show was everything. That is when I first realized I loved reality television.

When she was born—and presumably when they married—it was still Czechoslovakia. Perhaps it should have said “what was then Czechoslovakia.”

Speaking of RHOBH:

I love emeralds, but they aren’t a good idea for an everyday piece of jewelry, especially a ring. Emeralds are really soft and may crack easily. Swank doesn’t work with her hands, obviously, but emeralds really are that fragile. Especially a sizable one.

Yeah I stared at that one for a while. I need some context. Why is she in a nightshirt in Qatar with a random kid???

Fuck the night shirt. I want to see the rest of that apartment!

“I offered to have sex with the vacant, unresponsive man but he didn’t respond so I left.”

Excuse me, but...

The toy is mine.

I had to play out that scenario several times in my head to put it all together. I wish I had not done that.

I found this very moving.

The fact that—in 2016—we allow these abuses to continue is beyond abhorrent.

No direct knowledge but if it’s a low-security prison, it stands to reason the offenders are non-violent (right?). If there was suspicion that he was in some kind of danger, I would think they would just transfer the trouble-maker. But I can’t imagine who would have a problem with Juicy — he ripped off the gov’t, not…

I will never quite understand how someone loses a bag of blow. I did it once. ONCE. And it was the worst 20 seconds of my life (until I realised I hid it in my right boob instead of left boob)

Please do not insult GI Joe action figures.

Wouldn’t we all. :(

Did they get the Everybody Loves Raymond set in a firesale?

I enjoy splashing some apple cider vinegar around every once in a while

Did you remove the filter to clean it?