It would’ve been easier to just buy macarons that were already blue. They exist.

Exactement! Parfait avec lait bleu.

Snoke was never cool.

I’ve been happy to see a lack of “The Child Uses The Force Ex-Machina To Get Mando Out Of A Jam” this season.

I thought they looked like macarons (maybe blue milk flavored?)

Who are these three gay men?  Of the three male hosts, only Matt Lucas is gay.  Fielding has has a number of famous girlfriends, no public boyfriends ever, and has two kids, and Hollywood is one of those “cheat on my wife, marry my mistress, divorce my mistress, remarry my old wife” type of old famous straight dudes.

“All 3 of the gay men hosting or judging the show...” Are we watching the same show? Only one host/judge is gay (Matt Lucas). Paul Hollywood is famously straight (due to his affair with a much younger waitress) and Noel Fielding just had his second child with his long-time female partner. I think you’re seeing lust…

I’ve been rooting against Serial Killer David (as I call him). I’m sure he’s lovely but SOMETHING about him gives me murder vibes.

We’re left with the three most boring bakers of the year, and Hermine, who is on the short list for GOAT.

Here’s a pro-tip: cheesecakes get better the longer they sit. If you can manage some bit of self control, try making one and letting it age in the fridge for a few days.

Signature Thoughts:

I miss Sandy, she balanced out Noel.

Noel is straight, or at least married to a woman with two small children. I love him and he is the best part of the show IMO, but I do think he made one too many jokes about Peter this week. I think he just likes to make him blush. 

I refuse to watch any ancillary content to this show. I like it to exist solely on its own, in its own universe that’s separated from the real world. 

They’re setting them up to fail. For some reason the producers think it makes for good TV?

The Sussex Pond Pudding was a terrible choice for the technical challenge. If I recall correctly, they said it needs 2 hours in the oven (or if not that, then they at least said each one needed more time). Didn’t they only have 2 1/2 hours for the challenge? If no one can pull it off, then what are you judging them…

Not that it makes it less wrong but Noel and Paul are not gay. Noel has been married since 2010 (to a woman) and has two children and Paul was married for 19 years (to a woman) before getting divorced not long ago. 

Are we sure that the Jedi want Baby Yoda back to balance the Force? Because given Baby Yoda’s very obviously voracious appetite for space frogs and space squids and other slimy things, maybe Yodas were originally kept by the Jedi as waddling Terminex vans.

“He didn’t believe it”

I’m a HUGE Battlestar Galactica fan and normally very good at remembering cast and character names... and it took me until the credits to refer to Katee Sackhoff as anything but “Starbuck” or “Kara.” Regardless, I was excited to see her, even though I never watched the 3D animated Clone Wars and apparently am missing…