Sony are such cheapskates.

Been playing Bejeweled on XBLA lately and I have one question... does it bother anyone else that a game is only 1 minute long? It's different sure, but also counterproductive to it's proceedings.

Spidey's had an identity crisis since the day he made that stupid ass deal with Mephisto to end his marriage to Mary Jane. Whomever thought that was a good idea needs to be drug out into the street and shot.

If people are expecting this to be a huge improvement over the first FF13... they're kidding themselves.

These women never played video games in their life, who gives a flying fuck what they think?!

So what will Selina Kyle be doing?

And in other news, a new strain of Gonorrhea has been discovered in Japan that could easily turn into a worldwide super virus that is resistant to all anti-biotics... it would be funny if I were kidding, but I'm not. Thanks Japan, you're doomed!

So... why the hell did you waste everyone's time by appearing on Nintendo's stage you jerkoff?!

"Successful"? How?! The guy can't hardly even get his movies in American theaters anymore. He can be as passionate as he wants as a film-maker... that doesn't mean that he makes good movies. How can anyone be jealous of someone who makes worse movie than Ed Wood did?

I'm interested in what Kotaku now means by the definition of "great RPG" when they praise a questionable entry like this.

"He also co-founded Ion Storm and worked on Daikatana."

can't wait for Halo 14: The Search for More Money... next year!

Because everybody who started playing the games is a dozen years older... for a start.

I pretty much play worse when I'm stoned... I couldn't even get past the first tiger in Tomb Raider 2... in the first area. Try playing the marketplace area in Secret of Evermore stoned... you'll never want to leave!

It's the original Gameboy game, remade from the ground up.

WE just got 2 DLC packs for it and the game hasn't even been out a year. I understand how you feel, but I'd rather that they didn't rush out a sequel to a 20 hour long game. Maybe they can actually make the game feel more like Castlevania this time and less like God of War with Uncharted platforming and 2 Shadow of…

People often blame actors for bad performances, when really it's the director's responsibility to squeeze the best performance possible out of even the worst actors. This is something that old 2 take Uwe Boll is unable to do, and that's why he will never make a good movie. The actors are clearly trying their best with…

Once again Nintendo arrive at the Fourth of July Celebration wearing Halloween costumes... from 5 years ago.

How can someone whom is half deaf (and reportedly losing hearing in the other ear) continue to make albums in stereo? I know Beethoven was completely deaf, but that was ages ago... this is Jpop, not cembalo/harpsichord music.

Within the next 10-20 years, consoles as a box may not even be necessary. Nintendo could decide that with the Wii3 all games are streamed directly to the players TV or even PC/Mac. It's not so far fetched as one might think.