Zero percent sadly, as they’ve been tapped for the quasi-Satanist Netflix reboot of Josie And The Pussycats.

“Unlike Riverdale, Netflix’s quasi spinoff has remained enjoyable thanks to a much shorter season” 

This is beautiful, thank you

Look...Ian...I mean this in the nicest way possible, and I say this as a fellow progressive who has tried to get people to vote for Bernie twice in a row, and this isn’t directed at you specifically but at the group you are currently representing with this article...but please, shut the fuck up.

Folks interested a free and thorough dive into Nickelodeon’s history should give the YouTube series Nick Knacks a go:

I also stopped reading into the 3rd paragraph when I was just reading a summary of the episode

They’ve done this for a lot of their reviews. When they do the overall review (3 or 4 episodes watched), they’ll say where and when it’s airing, but when it’s a recap (that hasn’t aired yet), nothing. I also stopped reading into the 3rd paragraph when I was just reading a summary of the episode; that hasn’t aired yet,…

yep!

Some stories have no heroes.

I’ve never nor will I ever play Eve Online, but I absolutely love it. I read articles about it, watch videos explaining what it’s about and what’s happening, all with a childlike glee that one would expect from a 2yo if you read him a Jack Kerouac novel: I have no idea what is going on, and most the words make no…

Now THIS is the type of article I come to Kotaku for!

Wish I had taken your advice before I clicked this article...

I just wish they (and the Presidents of the USA) would’ve quit trying to convince us that Cleveland rocks.

Just replace her with Ellen Cleghorne, then they won’t need new letterheads

A lot of the listings on SMU are jobs that are already filled by WOM anyway, but the production companies are required by law to publicly list a certain percentage of their openings. It’s super frustrating for people like me who are admittedly lacking in the “networking” department for whatever reason (me because I’m…

Thank you! I was hoping someone out there could correct me with a more specific example.

They actually said this level was from about 4-5 hours in, so we can assume this is likely the third or fourth level based on how long Halo levels usually last. So your suspicions are probably correct.

My favorite memory of Action Park is the time I didn’t go. I met up with some guys to go but realized I forgot something. When I ran back into the house , the asshole who was driving thought it would be cute to take off without me. My friend who was in the car thought he was just going to go to the end of the block…

the water was just the most mind-numbing cold you can fathom.

I think that’s adjacent to another thing restaurants in the US will need to contend with moving forward: Americans typically like speedy service and convenience in their restaurant experience, and restaurants have an expectation to turn tables relatively quickly to maximize profits. I think US diners are going to take…