Some stories have no heroes.

I’ve never nor will I ever play Eve Online, but I absolutely love it. I read articles about it, watch videos explaining what it’s about and what’s happening, all with a childlike glee that one would expect from a 2yo if you read him a Jack Kerouac novel: I have no idea what is going on, and most the words make no…

Now THIS is the type of article I come to Kotaku for!

Wish I had taken your advice before I clicked this article...

I just wish they (and the Presidents of the USA) would’ve quit trying to convince us that Cleveland rocks.

Just replace her with Ellen Cleghorne, then they won’t need new letterheads

A lot of the listings on SMU are jobs that are already filled by WOM anyway, but the production companies are required by law to publicly list a certain percentage of their openings. It’s super frustrating for people like me who are admittedly lacking in the “networking” department for whatever reason (me because I’m…

They actually said this level was from about 4-5 hours in, so we can assume this is likely the third or fourth level based on how long Halo levels usually last. So your suspicions are probably correct.

My favorite memory of Action Park is the time I didn’t go. I met up with some guys to go but realized I forgot something. When I ran back into the house , the asshole who was driving thought it would be cute to take off without me. My friend who was in the car thought he was just going to go to the end of the block…

the water was just the most mind-numbing cold you can fathom.

That is the same issue that a lot of high use things (like theme parks) have, even if you stagger things, cleaning is going to take a lot of time. Especially with something more novel like this, you basically would only be remotely possible for ultra-high end places with a smaller number of seating a night.

I think that’s adjacent to another thing restaurants in the US will need to contend with moving forward: Americans typically like speedy service and convenience in their restaurant experience, and restaurants have an expectation to turn tables relatively quickly to maximize profits. I think US diners are going to take…

Honestly? I’d probably be happier not eating at subway, even with that deal.

Are we legally allowed to watch this trailer? I’m hoping the answer is no.

Wait, I thought this feature was called, “Great Job, Internet,” not, “Here’s something from the Internet that’ll make you want to kill yourself.”

No good content will ever follow ‘Meet the...influencers who...’.

The next time Harvey Kinkle shows genuine emotion will be the first. Geez that guy’s the worst.

Nothing you said is wrong and I have complained about myself plenty, but for some reason I still find it fun and watchable. Maybe I just like the production design and enjoy watching Otto, Davis, and Gomez chew the scenery.

Worst is certainly debatable

This has absolutely no bearing on my life whatsoever and yet I am also pissed off by all of this. Good for Meghan and Harry, screw the tabloids, and the rest of the royals too for doing fuck-all about any of this. Even William couldn’t be bothered to stand up for his sister-in-law despite Harry defending Kate.