Married with More Children, anyone?

I read it as Fellowes making a point about lowly professional people who work for a living never being as intelligent as their aristocratic overlords.

Splitting infinitives is fine, too.  Just throwing that out there.

So this kind of sounds like Rodger Dodger, only with "trying to get money" instead of "trying to get pussy."

There course.  There castle.

Hey remember when Jennifer Connolly was the hottest thing since lava, and then she turned all weird stretchy plastic surgery face?  See also: Courtney Cox.

Albania, Albania, you border on the Adriatic…

Albania, Albania, you border on the Adriatic…

Also, apparently he used to come to the clubhouse early because the way the clubhouse was built, there was a long narrow corridor back to the equipment room, and he'd set up his archery targets by the equipment room and practice.  The batboys were understandably reluctant to enter the clubhouse until he was done.

Also, apparently he used to come to the clubhouse early because the way the clubhouse was built, there was a long narrow corridor back to the equipment room, and he'd set up his archery targets by the equipment room and practice.  The batboys were understandably reluctant to enter the clubhouse until he was done.

God hates KC.  Growing up as a Royals fan in the late 80s, when the memory of the World Series was still fresh, watching baseball hadn't yet turned into an annual exercise in futility and apathy. Then Bo gets injured, the one promising KC season gets cut short by the strike, and then Kaufman dies and the Walmart…

God hates KC.  Growing up as a Royals fan in the late 80s, when the memory of the World Series was still fresh, watching baseball hadn't yet turned into an annual exercise in futility and apathy. Then Bo gets injured, the one promising KC season gets cut short by the strike, and then Kaufman dies and the Walmart…

That's why they charge you 25 cents a mile about 24k miles.

That's why they charge you 25 cents a mile about 24k miles.

Bill Self.  Not sure I could handle that.

Bill Self.  Not sure I could handle that.

POWERS BOOTHE.

POWERS BOOTHE.

POINTLESS SPOILER ALERT:
According to a poorly-written user review on Rotten Tomatoes, she served one tour in Iraq and was trying to flee the country to avoid a second tour.  Also, the movie ends with the guy picking the girl up from prison and he's got some bumper sticker that says he was running for senate.

POINTLESS SPOILER ALERT:
According to a poorly-written user review on Rotten Tomatoes, she served one tour in Iraq and was trying to flee the country to avoid a second tour.  Also, the movie ends with the guy picking the girl up from prison and he's got some bumper sticker that says he was running for senate.