Can’t say that I disagree with that...sigh.

Yes, pregnant bodies go through significant changes that (generally) allow them to have babies (while experiencing extraordinary pain). Their actual bones move in the weeks before giving birth. People do have painful, difficult consensual sex because of size issues- I can’t believe so many people don’t know this.

a friend of mine (male) has a theory that everything bad in the world is caused by men trying to fit something where it either won’t fit, isn’t wanted, or isn’t supposed to go. Wars, rape, economic problems, everything. It kinda does make sense...

Since flying squid dismissed my comment for making an insane amount of sense, and bc he thinks gas lighting me when I referred directly to things he’d said is acceptable, here’s a comment I left that he doesn’t want people seeing:

Yes. Absolutely true. I’ve experienced it myself. HOWEVER, the gentleman in question, being aware of his size, was very forthcoming and very considerate about working with a partner to ensure neither party was physically or emotionally uncomfortable.

OR ASK QUESTIONS

People are saying, you know, a lot of people are saying that I have a yuge dick. This isn’t what I say, it’s just what I’ve heard.

Clearly you don’t read Penthouse for the letters.

Before I say this, I realize I’ll sound like an asshole, so whatever. A penis certainly can be too large for a vagina. It’s rare, but it’s certainly possible. Maybe she’s (hypothetical she, not this lady in particular) 5'3 and a little below average vaginal depth. Maybe the vagina isn’t properly aroused and she just…

Speak for your own vagina, not other people’s.

no, he is expecting porn industry to call him

Women on wine? Oh my, what are you ingesting, good sir. No, no, it’s like the culinary world; women drink because they care, men drink because they are good at it.

I have no idea how anyone on the Deadspin staff could not have already been aware of her. She is a staple on my Facebook news feed. And its great when people share her vids as they caption it with things like “really great perspective”, as if they are sharing the thoughts of an actual respected individual.

All the hot ones are crazy.
Also, all the non hot ones.

She's like Ann Coulter and Nancy Grace wrapped in a much hotter package. Goddamn. Her takes are 🔥🔥🔥

(She’s blushing because she knows she’s saying egregiously racist shit, and her residual conscience is fighting a rear guard action against her desire to get a slot on Fox News)

Agreed. Most people don’t look that good, and most people are offensive in some fashion. Shes just more forthcoming.

“Who’s the real racist?”

Seriously, it’s not like I listen to my wife anyway, and we agree on most things (I think)...

“I said I wanted crazy hot, not hot and crazy!”