Since my tale of how I flew to Canada to get laid failed to even get me out of the greys last week, I'm going to tell you EXACTLY how my Canadian beau broke up with me when I got there. It's pretty raunchy and I apologize in advance.

Oh boy! Do I have stories! However I doubt there is enough bandwidth to go through them all. There is one where the girl I was dating was a prostitute (I was young enough to think massage therapist actually meant massage therapist) and I ran for the hills when I had to sit with her pimp, drinking tea, whilst she…

I got this.

Things hadn't been going well with Mr. JackAss for a couple months, but I had decided to stick through it during the holidays. Then, one afternoon, he offered to let me drive his Jeep. I shifted over to the driver's seat as he walked around to the other side. I adjusted the seat, and checked the mirrors as…

Before I left for a semester abroad in London, I planned to break up with my boyfriend of six months, Chris. He was a class A asshole— case in point, he had a tattoo of a leprechaun playing the bass guitar with one foot in a pot of golden beers on his upper arm. He was a huge stoner (OK full disclosure...so was I) .…

Because the reality of what non-porn penises look like?

the whole point of the show was Ted and Robin. The. Whole. Show. Why are people so upset when it ended the way it progressed? I thought it was brilliant. Messy and rushed, but brilliant

Yeah, I know some people didn't like the good ending.

Eh, that's kind of pablum compared to the actual, pretty good ending.

I'm a weirdo who liked (mostly) the ending everyone hated. It wasn't very well executed (the scene where Barney meets his baby?! noooo so bad), but conceptually, I dug it.

I will see your Huevos Rancheros and raise you 2 Sausage McMuffins with Cheese and Orange Gatorade.

Not for me friend, that would make me hurl.

To be honest with you? I would take my flat abs over drinking or eating carbs just about any day of the week. That is the truth. I don't care if no one wants to hear me talk about it. It's enough to just have it. The things I like are, having a flat belly. It is my hobby. It makes me feel good to see results…

I don't know how it is in other parts of the world (I know in some countries flat-sharing isn't so commonplace), but where I'm from almost everyone lives either with flatmates/ friends and/ or their signification other. It's unaffordable to live alone. So, often, at some stage in a relationship you end up deciding to…

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My husband and I have been together five years and just got married. I've always (like, my whole life) been very VERY adamant that I did not want to have kids. I've always felt that because this particular issue is one you can't compromise on it was necessary to bring up fairly early in the relationship (like…

Yeah I'm not sure it would ever come up naturally for me during conversation so it would be a bit of a non-sequitur.

I don't think I was the one to bring it up, but from memory it came up quite naturally and since we both had the same opinion there wasn't any aspect of "terror". Considering our ages (both around 30) I think it's natural to talk about it early on. If kids are high on your priorities you don't need to be getting…

I would appreciate and also be a little terrified if a woman brought this up on the second date.

For one thing, LOTS of women don't want kids. They're just discouraged from being vocal about it because society is all like OMG BABIES IT IS YOUR UTERINE DESTINY.

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He looks like Screech and Eminem's lovechild.