Just goes to show you how much these glory boy millienials want to jack up threes instead of playing true, fundamental basketball. With that height advantage, a drop step in the post and a layup (no dunking, it’s disrespectful) would put him a lot closer to 100 percent. But he’s about the ladies he’s not about the…

Klay stepped out on the second shot, no basket. Good Boy completely shut him down, give him credit (preferred in the form of belly rubs).

It’s literally not a crime.

Tony Llamas reports people who mix two types of sodas at the McDonald’s soda fountain

First off, let me say that anybody price gouging for vital supplies in an emergency is a giant piece of shit, and deserves to be known as such.

Looks like they’re selling their vendor cases at cooler price, $1.79 per bottle. Not buying up waters to sell at $42.96 a case. I’m not saying that it was the brightest idea, but the math checks out.

Pro tip: If you have to create a situation ENTIRELY DIFFERENT than the situation the grown ups are talking about to prove your point...You might not be ready to talk with the grown ups yet.

Tom Llamas told the teacher that Kim was passing notes during 7th grade bio.

Tom Llamas will report you to the homeowners association for having grass that is slightly too long.

Tom Llamas won’t share his HBO Go password with his fiance.

You must have misread. Says right there he did call the cops.

Fuck the jaywaders. They deserve what’s coming to them.

We probably should not be humoring your idiocy, but what exactly is the supermarket going to do with those goods? Are they going to sell old bread and milk when they reopen after the flood?

Tom Llamas reported his mother to the store manager for having nine items in the “8 items or less” check out line.

Tom Llamas will write you up for printing your concert tickets from your office printer because it’s stealing company property.

Tom Llamas is OK with drawing a walk in beer league softball.

What’s even worse is that he posted on Friendster that he set up a traffic cam and was sending the police photos of all of the jaywalkers and jayswimmers.

Tom Llamas calls 3 second violations in pick up basketball games.

Merchandise are people too, people forget that.