Because then they would have to face the reality that they actually did it because they are assholes.

See: NFL Coverage

They do? Shit, it’s happening faster than we predicted.

My school suspends students who get too many tardies because we want them to know how serious we are about them not missing class. Some people just love rules even if they are meaningless or even undermine the one making them. I think it makes people feel safe??

So essentially Tjarks is saying that Paul is the Peyton Manning of basketball? Is that a fair analogy?

I legitimately can’t tell if those quotes are real or you guys are doing satire.

Oh shit.

See! They can’t even dunk anymore!!

Watched one of my students fight glioblastoma for about 6 months. All cancer sucks but glioblastoma manages to stand out even among most cancer. It was awful to watch.

In case you missed the first 45 replies, it’s because it was a double header.

Are NFL players banned from working after three years? Do NFL players make the same as I do per year? Do they make the same as a waiter who gets paid less than minimum wage? Piss off with this poor NFL players bull. They can afford to tip decently.

I don’t get any guaranteed money and I still manage to tip when I go out.

Here’s some more pedantry for you. Your first attempt at a sentence isn’t an actual sentence.

I’ll believe anything coming from a guy who thinks Boston is a state.

Thank goodness you are so classy here, unlike those pervs at Sports Illustrated.

Damnit phone. Take two: Where would Jokic-Love rank on the all-time all-white frontcourts?

Where would Jokic-Love rank in all-time all-time frontcourts?

Did the Freeze die in 2017 and was secretly replaced by a lookalike? A conspiracy theory

You guys still posting dick pics? Sex tapes? Announcing new cell phone hacks?

If the Celtics traded for George or Butler they wouldn’t have had cap space for Hayward. I think they are banking in Hayward being better than Butler minus whatever assets they would have had to give up, and holding out hope that either George or Butler would be available after Free Agency.