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Libertarianism is like astrology. Something stupid people believe will make them sound smarter than they are.

Lynchburg is naturally enough the home of Jerry Falwell and his merry band of racist evangelicals.

Unfortunately every time anybody suggest a solution, we call him commie and go on with some form of BS about the American way, boot straps, individualism, and Venezuela.

I completely agree, but this is the equivalent at shouting-at-clouds (a terrible analogy, I admit). The system -must- be changed in order for the vast majority of people to move up, economically.

In between the extremes of “companies should be charities” and “companies should be free to do anything” is “companies should be responsible”. This Wall Street obsession with short term bonuses at the expense of long term health is precisely what’s wrong with the economy today. Companies aren’t spreading wealth

Only bro trucks so it's a win win for society!

It was 1973 Chevy’s.   99% of his customers were ones coming back to replace the Vegas they bought from him last week.

Move to Canada, we have universal healthcare...

How many of the more recent fatalities were due to the plane being shot down by Donny’s best friend Vlad?

Whoa! whoa! whoa! Get those facts out of here! Our President got opinions!!!

Clearly aviation crashes and fatalities have increased as planes have gotten more and more advanced.........Oh, wait:

Paying over $600 a month for a Hyundai Santa Fe is madness. Just in my opinion. 

What mine started as.

The doors on a Nash Metropolitan, as stamped out at the factory and prior to being fitted for hinges and locks, are identical. The left door and right door are the same door. Yeah Nash!

your suspension setting was too stiff

Criminally underrated comment.  Those commercials are directed towards the Fox News, Trump supporter demographic though, so I bet you it works.  

Wait, hold up. Those Chevy commercials told me they won the JD Power Most Reliable award. You mean to tell me those awards are worthless? What about those normal people and their important opinions?

Oh yes, the good old days.

Nah, the lady in black is gazing over at them, thinking, “look at those poor sods. They’re driving the same crap car as we are.”