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$8k for a Mercedes hard-top convertible with less than 60k is a pretty OK deal.

That was awesome.

I’ll wait ‘till morning and read about it in the Post.

Pole hits pole, more at 11.

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Car dealers are unpopular as lawyers are to an ambulance. Until you need one.

Absolutely. I was too young and too broke to sue John Elway Nissan when my “CPO” Maxima turned out to have been wrecked and then repaired with numerous aftermarket parts. No dealership would repair the numerous problems that it very quickly developed. In fact, Adeli, if you’re reading this, let’s just consider this a

Yah, fuck you. People like you enable the economically strong to punish the weak for arbitrary bullshit like this.

Read the paperwork bro, you gave Mark Zuckerberg the right of prima nocta to all your children.

It’s on a piece of paper that means its the right thing.

You would have to have two parties stupid enough to push it to the point of gunfire.

You would have to have two parties stupid enough to push it to the point of gunfire.

I’d say it’s a 50/50% chance at best. Yeah, there are a lot of rednecks looking for a fight, but many of them wouldn’t have a clue what to do if actually confronted.

^^This^^

Seriously, there are areas of this country where a stunt like this is going to result in gunfire. 

Its frustrating to be sure, but towing these trucks out of the way is just going to result in violence. The kind of bro-truck, redneck mentality that leads to them ICE-ing, comes with a hearty helping of macho posturing as well. 

Why can’t Toyota sell these in the US? They look 2000% better than any of the Lexus models they sell and frankly it looks better than most of the German brands too.

I’d rather have an old Century.

FALSE.

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