The sheer fact you parked your own car with Jay Leno’s collection already makes me insanely jealous. That’s a pretty cool thing right there in my opinion.

Unpopular opinion:

Instead of watching The Big Game tonight, I think I’ll study this Big Cadillac.

They do seem a little off track.

Sat in one the other day and it really is quite excellent. While the Escalade looked super fresh and modern in 2015, Ford caught up quick because the Navigator frankly blows it out the water.

Still less frustrating than this thing.

25% less power, but 100% less horseshit.

And this is different from Tracy’s everyday Jeep start routine how? 

Neat!

My neighbors, and they ARE shitty but mostly for other reasons, often park thier cars on my side of the street, even though there’s nothing in their garage, driveway, or own side of the street preventing them from doing so. Not a BIG deal, but when I want to park MY vehicles on the road for any reason, I cannot…

Genius. I have new shitty neighbors across the street that love to park like assholes on either side of my driveway (and rev the shit out of their fart canned CRV and Civic at 2 AM). I had to leave a note one night because half of one of their cars was actually blocking my driveway and I had just enough room to…

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It is racist in any context where someone expresses pride and identity in the Confederacy. Outside of museums and Civil War reenactments, the Stars and Bars doesn’t have a place, just the way it is distasteful to fly a Nazi flag out of a historical reenactment context. The fact that a TV show tried to normalize the…

Aaaaactually it is. Just like driving a VW with Swastikas is highly inappropriate unless it’s part of some sort of historical display.

Yeah it is racist. People aren’t making that up.