These are definitely examples of some pretty poor financial and math knowledge.

Wow, you bought into the corporate cool-aid hook line and sinker didn’t you.

“The automaker’s extremely controversial, Nazi-sympathizing president,” 

“Dope” was the lacquer used on canvas wing/fuselage covering, yes?

I drove a Scout back in high-school 20 years ago. A 1970 800A with the 304. Had I known you would be in the market for one, I’d have locked it up in a warehouse to have ..... oh yeah - I did that and the owner re-leased the place without notice and seized my Scout.

Surreal. C’mon, you’re driving a Jeep and you can’t handle a little water?

From the link I provided: “The car parked outside of the Treasury Department building is based on a number of different cars manufactured at the time and was the creation of the Bureau designer who developed the artwork that served as a model for the engraving, because government agencies were prohibited from…

It’s not an ad, but the earliest generic car in print I know is the tin lizzie cruising past the Treasury Building on our money. It was first featured on the 1928 series $10 gold certificate.

Countercounterpoint: plenty of cars do have trunk ornaments.

You would have to be a real queen to have a roof ornament.

My local auto museum has a slightly older (‘59) Caddy coupe on display. It blows my mind how damn long these cars are. Parallel parking would be a hell of a time, especially without the convertible.

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

I’m cool with idiots injuring / killing themselves in accidents, but I imagine everybody else’ premiums / hospital bills go up as a result of people with no insurance getting orthopedic surgery because they were too lazy to buckle-up.

Ya know, there’s a reason they put that stuff on the escalator median. If you can’t figure out what that reason is, you get what you deserve.

Well that escalated quickly.