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the officers [so that they can pretend that car chases are useful and not just an excuse to hoon and entrap people into breaking more laws, decided retroactively to have] broke[n] off the pursuit shortly before the crash

It doesn’t photograph well, but IRL has amazing presence - so low and wide.

It’s a Lamborghini Espada kind of day! You decide what that means.

These are the Declarations of Causes of Seceding States, original unedited documents dating back to the formation of the Confederacy. Basically they’re declarations of independence written by five of the Confederate states (Georgia, Mississippi, South Carolina, Texas, and Virginia) explaining why said states have

Indeed, the “literal ownership of other people” might apply to the UK, where actual citizenship was only formalized in the last 50 years or so, prior to that, UK residents were subjects. But to the US? No literal ownership.

NASCAR already endorses it! Every final lap!

Dunno, man. I have a mortgage, but I’ve never been beaten, imprisoned, abused or otherwise forced to do things completely against my will. I feel there’s a pretty big difference.

When you get a job we’ll talk about it.

“Damn Liberuls and their participation medals!”

Sit down with that dumb attempt at rewriting history.

Fuck the confederate flag and literally everyone who flies it.

Sssshhhhhh you’re making too much sense

If a NASCAR fan were flying the Confederate Flag, wouldn’t that be about as disrespectful toward the American Flag as anything in the history of America?

There was also this:

Their full name was originally ‘cruiserline ventiports’. I think they dropped the cruiserline in the late 40's.

It would need real flames for me to buy it. Lights aren’t cutting it!