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His whole bit about Ice-T on L&O:SVU (seriously, look it up, I can do it no justice), is FUCKING HILARIOUS

Try being in a psych hospital ER at 3am. Now THERE’S surrealism.

Neither Jost nor the superstar are media whores. Just sayin’.

You have to watch his Netflix special. I’m in love. 

Not Andy Garcia, though!

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I love Oh, Hello like nothing else, but honestly anything he does with Nick Kroll is fun. I sincerely hope they’re planning to host the Independent Spirit Awards again this year. Their last two stints were delightful.

Cool theory. While I snuggled my suicidal teenager in a hospital bed while we waited for mental health hospital placement, they cracked endless inappropriate jokes about it. They talk and joke about their suicidal ideation openly still.  It’s how some people cope.

Despite not really seeing Mulaney in anything except SNL, I have a huge crush on him. He just seems darling.

This is nice to see.

Exactly. He’s a comedian joking about something he did, not at anyone else’s expense, something he is (hopefully) over and if he wants to push through it using humor then that’s his choice.

Uh, how do you know he used his suicide scare for attention? Pretty bold claim there.

This was sweet. It would be nice if everyone-me, you, the media, Pete-could now take Pete’s media saturation down about a thousand notches so he can continue to get healthy without all the scrutiny. Jost is also dating a superstar and no one seems to give a shit.

Man, Pete Davidson is really owning his shit, so if he wants to joke about things to diffuse the tension, and move forward, cool. I don't see this as 'derailing his comeback' in any way. He's not joke about other people killing themselves. 

My little cousin, who I nannied, was at the March For Life. I’m heartbroken.

I’m hoping “covington high school” becomes a black mark on all college and job applications. 

From the Covington Catholic LinkedIn page: “Educating young men spiritually, academically, physically, and socially.”

It takes an impressive level of stupidity to shout “Build the Wall” at an Indigenous People’s March...

“When the Catholic Schools send us their people, they’re not sending their best, and their brightest...”

Disgusting.

They are rightly getting the public outcry and outrage they deserve. I’ve been following this on Twitter and wrote to both the school and the Covington Diocese. These kids didn’t just spontaneously become racists though. All those hats and t-shirts were likely purchased by their parents. I’d love to know how they’re