Yeah, I just saw him in a Hallmark movie and he did not look nearly as plastic.

Some of my friends went to a gender reveal party last year. The couple knew the gender, they were just revealing it to their friends. Stupidity, squared. 

To me, a breeder, it is also sooooo boring.

It is a bar. There is no reason to have a child in a bar at all, and it’s a gift that this place only limit it at dinner hour or later. Bar patrons (who outnumber Sam) have the right to expect their bar to act like a bar. And I assure you, using the “greater good” method of calculation, society appreciates the rule.…

Or people like me would stop going there and tell people “It used to be fun, but then it got full of noisy bothersome children”.

And order takeout if it’s the food you’re after.

I don’t think the LW is a woman. Sounds like a Beer Dad.

Bonus- the dogs will lick your baby clean while you wait

To have this establishment reject my child seems like a slap in the face, and I’m thinking about boycotting it outright.

Made a highly complex sequential list of instructions for ya, my dude.

More likely Daddy drinks and Mommy stays sober.

Dear Salty,
My dumb baby doesn’t have any money and can’t drink, but I’d really like to take it to a beer bar. They said no, but I think I’m special.  How do I make them let me do what I want? 

Wait, so a craft bar welcomes your child in before 5 p.m.? That’s really awesome. A number of parents would be pumped that their favorite place has both a family-friendly and a sans-kids time. A ton of patio places here have got a kind of family hour, and everybody loves it. The bands’ early sets are more PG, the…

“No children after 5 p.m.”

You are indeed overreacting, Sam. You can tell because you had to include this part:

Yes, you, a single person who went to this place occasionally put this place on the map, all by yourself, because your level of influence is just that monumental. Also you’re right, they’re rejecting your child specifically - it is a slap in the face to you! Also, you and your child are the most important people in…

Also!  I have a sneaking suspicion they put that sign out specifically for you!

It takes longer than 15 minutes, he is not including the time it takes to warm up. When it starts cooking it’s 15 minutes.

Gotta ask, but I bet this depends on how you like your rice. I definitely do not like mine sticky, and I feel like the instapot does this.

Oh, how funny. I just got an Instant Pot for Christmas, and while I’ve already been indoctrinated to the cult by the best spare ribs I’ve ever made, I turned up my nose at the idea of making rice in it. My Kotobuki stovetop rice maker is beautiful and perfect, and in fact, I bought it instead of an Instant Pot when I…