Oprah has been doing this (promoting crap and quackery) for a long time. Goop is just trying to be the white version of Oprah.

I didn’t notice that! Yep she is one of the people. Must be the rose gold can.

Oh. My. God. This is so Goddamned demeaning. If my dad ever thought to fill my ballet out for me, I’d be apocalyptic. Also, I bet she says she’s a strong, smert lady. 

Oprah backing bad science? I can’t believe it!

This. It’s illegal to vote if you’re dead, but somehow you can continue to be on the ballot???

I’ve heard, and this was a awhile ago so it may no longer be the case, that the dog DNA kits are pretty much a scam, since the dog genome hasn’t been fully sequenced. 

Germans?

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Yesterday, as I sat in my ruby red office surrounded by all the other white girls who work here, I listened as they “debated” how they were going to vote. Oh, I’m sorry, did I say debated? I meant “talked about that conservative website they visit that is run by a local old, white businessman who tells them how to…

Women aren’t a minority. They’re the majority of voters for all age groups. It’s just that white women are white before they’re women.

I really want to know when us white women are going to get our shit together.

Those men had a lot of help.

He’s still calling his baby a cock blocker though. He said it again on Kimmel last week while he was holding the baby, saying he was cramping his style, but Jimmy rightly told his immature ass that his style was now the baby’s style.

Jesus fucking christ, thank you for clarifying. I was too repulsed to click on the link to figure out what the F he actually said. You have done the Lord’s work. 

Sure John Stamos, you totally don’t need a laugh track to achieve orgasm.

Ah, I get such a smug sense of satisfaction when I do this. I use phrases like “completely misguided” and “entirely misplaced.” They know what it really means.

While I’ve never done that, I have wrote “Are you fucking kidding me” legal briefs, and boy are they satisfying to write. It’s always fun when you secretly write a brief so that “you fucking idiot” could go at the end of most declarative sentences.

THAT JOHN STAMOS ITEM IS MISLEADING!

The only part about being a lawyer that sounds appealing to me is to to write terse letters in lawyer-speak telling people to fuck off and die

Before she was let go from NBC due to insensitive remarks about blackface, former “Today” show host Megyn Kelly was slated to head the network’s election night coverage, alongside esteemed anchors as Lester Holt and Savannah Guthrie.