He was also extremely right about toddlers and their love of dials, and the Nest has one of the most satisfying dials out there, so: parenting tips FTW! As long as your nest isn’t hooked up so they can’t turn your heat up to 1,000 degrees!

DIDN’T HAVE THE EVIDENCE? WHAT ABOUT HER FUCKING CRACKED SKULL?

There...aren’t any other party guests. I generally agree with this take, but it’s a one-on-one date, and they’re supposed to be winding it down to prevent rumors. 

Hey! He acts a LOT like I act! Granted, I’m...not an actor and never have been beyond putting on skits with my friends. 

Somehow I missed the part of Me Too where literally any man was getting burned at the stake.

Neurotic people *do* believe they’re a little more right than everyone around them, though. Like, they can see that they screw up and laugh about it, but they see their foibles as a side effect of them seeing everything a little clearer than everyone else.

Well, yup, I did. In my defense, I’m super sick right now. Normally I’m quite normal.

So many problems with this comment:

So, my story might help illuminate this: My first exposure to Allen was renting his videos expecting something, well...funny. The only ones I’ve enjoyed were the ones where he had an age-appropriate love interest, and I didn’t particularly find any of them funny except for Small Time Crooks. I enjoyed that movie…

As someone addicted to nicotene, surely you must realize that we’re worried that children (my elementary school students) are smoking in any form. Even if it’s not that harmful, addictions are assholes to feed, from a money, time, and probably health standpoint.

Love her to fucking pieces and talk to her about why/where/how/etc while trying to not show your inner judgement. Get all the fucking info. Then give her information that you have about vaping (and nothing that feels alarmist- something clinical). Explain, without getting emotional, why it made you angry and worried to…

He had a great cinematographer. It’s OK to dislike his movies; many of us are just happy to finally find other film buffs that also didn’t exactly love his movies.

I was gonna say; this is probably going to have some sweet sweet corporate synergy with fabletics. 

It’s more than a “blind spot” to want to sell education to the highest bidder. At this point, still vocally supporting charters as a “solution” to something (instead of an idea that maybe isn’t panning out) is showing some baaaaad grasp of an important branch of government.

This is gross, but an actual term that shitheads use for gay men is “soy boy,” based on the (1) perceived penchant for vegetarianism, and (2) the presence of estrogen in soy.

It...it was brought up by Jez.

They’re out there! I suggest seeking them out!

Yup. They’re the British Wall Street Journal in magazine form, more or less. So, less conservative than WSJ only because Britain, on many issues, is less conservative. I haven’t seen them talk about indigenous populations before, but yeah, this is about what I’d expect. They show their asses more than you’d think from…

Holy shit, lay off the body snark. It’s not a good way to think about ANY size person, but eating disorder “jokes” shouldn’t fucking be welcome here of all places.

Like, unless they explain it as “the character is in hiding and has to wear a wig!” then it’s unacceptably bad. Color, quality, everything. Is it supposed to look like real hair? Dyed hair? What?