She was so perfectly hate-able in The Truman Show, though! Sometimes (with men and women) I’ll be hating someone because of their character, then step into my flim studies brain and go, “WOW they must be great at acting to make this character so fucking awful.”

I “got” her in Wonder for I think the first time. She was actually fabulous in that. I don’t think I’ve liked her in...anything else I’ve seen her in, though.

They dress her like a 47 year old- she’s not making any of these choices. I highly recommend TLo’s podcast on this. 

HOLY SHIT YES JESSE EISENBERG. CAN’T FUCKING STAND.

OK, this one really is irrational.

I actually like Gwenyth, and I consider that irrational.

I always read Peanuts and Garfield because non-superhero comics were so limited when I was a kid, and I just remember wondering why I was so sad after I’d been reading something “funny” for a few hours. 

Hey, at least Tom Cruise is an immensely entertaining actor. Marky Mark is not.

Anyone that comes off as really Try-Hard then? Agreed!

YES. She didn’t ruin Groundhog day for me, but she DID ruin Four Weddings. I do not like that movie, and I’m 99% sure it’s her fault. Everyone else was doing exactly what I like them to do (being British and charming) for the whole movie. 

YUP. It’s all about how people feel about themselves. People without body issues don’t comment on other people’s weight, because it’s not a big fucking deal.

...because I was 12, and because I didn’t see his face, and the adults in charge were men, and I didn’t trust anybody with a penis in that moment.

You’ve gotta also consider that after Smith took the role, he had his people re-work his lines so they sounded like Will Smith. Hawke would have been given an earlier draft that sounded more generic, and thus more Hawke-like.

If you’re on a computer you can hover and the headline’s in the URL. 

YUP. There are so many beer fads, and they’re all so EXTREME! that you can’t even tell if the brewers are any good at, you know, brewing. Many of them flirt with being basically mixed drinks.

Baby Doll Lifehack: Pick a doll (I like the JC Toys one cuz it’s cheap and comes in a variety of races) and get like, at LEAST 6 of them. Those things can only get washed so many times before they are just absolutely encrusted with all sorts of shit (sometimes literal shit). Then every few months you can replace and…

Everyone’s homework assignment that doesn’t know about this: Go watch Rabbit Proof Fence and report back.