As a teacher, the ONLY way I can imagine “Ma’am” sparking a consequence with *anyone* is if he was shouting it out at really inappropriate times, then a consequence would be in order. I mean, kids can make any phrase disrespectful when said at the wrong time in the wrong tone. I once gave a kid a warning for saying “I…

I mean, I *might* see it eventually. Then again, I really, really don’t care about spoilers, nor should anyone else who clicks on an MCU article more than two weeks after it comes out in theaters. 

YUP!

This is pretty much exactly like every one of Tahani’s stories on The Good Place

*just careful if you’re using condoms*

TMI, but: a *cough* friend tells me that it’s good for hemorrhoids.

THIS is why the “Just send all poor people to college!” plan doesn’t make any sense as a wage-gap-reducing proposition. 

For once, this is absolutely an “AN EIGHTH GRADER COULD WRITE THIS!” essay. Usually people say that about things like Trump, but this essay actually reads like eighth grade writing— there are clear points that he’s trying to make, but the logic has huge, gaping holes, and there a lot of speculation and not a lot of…

YUP. He wants his ex-girlfriend to have lifelong bodily changes (and, you know, the risk of death just having the baby) so he can...never see it, not once in its life!

I was wondering that, too. 

OK, I’d watch this. 

Yup. I’d argue that they have one of the best actors of their generation, 3 top character actors, 1 of the best sci-fi actors, a few comic actors at their best, and Tim Allen in an improbably perfect role for him.

Oh, man, we watch AtPM in journalism class, and I couldn’t be sure whether or not I was more struck by the fact that Robert Redford was really, really good-looking, or the fact that it made journalism seem SO COOL.

Agreed, BUT.

His daughter’s story rings kinda true, given all of the other information, BUT it doesn’t make me think much better of Ellison. Right now, the options for truth seem to be:

They don’t care, as long as Trump will work to make abortion illegal in the end. You have to understand about “Born-again” people- they think that you can shout “DO OVER!” (ahem, I mean, “I repent!”) and completely become a different person, through God.

YUP. Trump likes to harp on it because it was where Obama got his political start (and Rahm was Obama’s chief of staff), and he exists to shit on Obama. The rest of conservative news media jumps on board, and, not hearing the dog whistles, the regular media doesn’t see any problem repeating it.

I mean, I didn’t know her, but as someone who casually listens to music and has google, I could have come up with something to say that was tribute-like. Just to be clear, I’m just making sure you don’t let Madonna off the hook here; I agree the organizers fucked this one up royally by asking her to do this.

“Blew Chunks”