A toddler (to the extent that they’re eating real-food solids) is indicated in the article. If a kid can eat Mac N Cheese, they can eat a lot of shit on that menu.

You’ve posted zero reports. I know what the PISA says (something along the lines of what you’re going for), but you haven’t even referenced that test by name.

The Ridgeline is butt-ugly, though. So there’s that.

Eh, I’m married to a truck owner who’d love something smaller. His Tacoma barely fits in our normal-sized garage.

No, no; my kid literally never ate baby food. Like, I tried making homemade apple sauce, and she just straight-up hated it. Loves apples, though. Just hates mush, except yogurt, which is somehow fine!

One of my students was trying to write a story that took place in 1940, where kids were trying to look something up.

Schwepps has significantly less sugar than Canada dry and is, in fact, drier. It’s all soday, anyway. If you want more ginger, get the natural shit!

I mean, if you like having broccoli on the ground, feel free to feed it to your kid. I do healthy stuff at home so the mess is contained, and unhealthy shit like pizza when we’re out and about so it doesn’t make a huge huge mess.

No, it’s shit, too. But GERBER makes it, so it must be OK! Just like all the juice and pouches they sell that doctors specifically tell you to not feed your babies!

As a parent of a recent baby: If there was Mac N Cheese on the menu, the mom was the one in the wrong. A toddler that can eat Mac N Cheese from Gerber can eat it from a restaurant, unless they have *crazy* allergies, which you’d think would have come up by now. 

I wonder how much of this was (still racist) mocking him for his *reaction* to finding out he was black, more than mocking him for being black. Like, “HAHAHA this white man thinks he’s black! Let’s have some fun with this!”

Yup. My grandmother and her sister both ran their genes; her sister got like 30% Native American (which is higher than reality) and my grandmother got 0% (which is lower than reality).

Fuck no! What the hell made you think it was trolling? I made a completely valid point. 

You know that Netflix makes non-comedy things, right? Like, why are so many people shocked by this? The trailer is super clear about how it’s not a traditional comedy show.

I haven’t seen it yet, but not once have I seen it referenced as comedy- mostly I hear about people crying after they see it, and Netflix’s trailer that autoplays in the app starts with the “I’m quitting comedy” thing, so I’m not sure how you were so duped.

OK, so I read a romance novel while pregnant that featured a kid with this name (It means, basically, “loved one,” I guess). I really, really liked it, but felt super embarrassed at wanting to name my kid something from a romance novel, so I didn’t. If only I’d known there was a celeb kid with the name, I could have…

My husband is an engineer, and the extent of my knowledge is pretty much, “Does a lot of things with charts,” so it’s not that surprising a kid wouldn’t get it!

Ugh, it’s the *type* of criticism she gets that determines whether or not it’s feminist. Like, are you calling her a fat sextape whore? Not feminist! Or are you making a valid criticism (see above)?

I feel that way about NPR’s Ask Me Another. I hear Jonathan Coulton playing that theme song, and I just flash right back to midnight feedings.