Considering it was literally his job to decide who got to “make it” or not, that’s a totally false statement, even if you take out the sexual harassment. 

HOLY SHIT YES to house cleaning.

Sure, but the guy she’s supposed to be in love with is a John Wayne knockoff. 

Isn’t Alex Trebek supposed to be a gigantic asshole? Like, he even seems like one when he’s trying to be pleasant during the contestant anecdotes (which are so, so painful). 

OF COURSE they didn’t! Can you imagine the conversation?

PUT HIM ON THE LIST!

Holy fuck, man. You need to chill out. 

No, she was British. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hayley_Mills

I thought it was a “As up-and-comers, we couldn’t make our businesses work in the other location” thing? I sort of always assumed that. Although, you *think* you’d want to see your other kid and the dad that you were madly in love with pretty much the second you were established as a top designer. 

He must have been a teenager when filming, though?

If Bobby #3 is the OUAT kid, then I nominate him for worst child actor that was given a major role for WAY too long. 

I don’t think I could handle Room, but he was also excellent in Wonder. 

Well, if Hayley Mills could debut her terrible American accent in the 50s version, I guess they deserved it.

If we could take the camp part of the original and stick it with the reuniting parents part of the Lohan version, we’d have a perfect movie. The parents are *awful* in the original, and you end up going, “Yeah, divorce was a great idea for you two” at the end.

Goop’s hair is actually pretty terrible, so there’s reason #1 it’s not her.

It’s because she’s such a drama kid. Individually, drama kids are usually great- smart, motivated, accepting. As a group, they’re thirsty, loud, and pretentious. 

OK, has anyone ever seen a very similar early 2000s comedy with Bridget Jones and the Jazz Talk Show Man in it? Or did I make it up in some sort of bus fever dream (I definitely saw it on a bus)...

Dismiss, deerlady83!

Yup. I remember at 6 weeks, going, “I thought at least the bleeding was supposed to be done by now???!?!?!?!”