I just want more candy from walks again like they did at Halloween. Not that I want to go walking outside anymore now that it’s dick-freezing cold outside in Chicago for the next four months but it’ll warm up eventually!

Hansel?

Look at this humblebraggin’ motherfucker over here.

He’s not talking 50 hours after release. He’s talking about actual gameplay time. If you play a game for 25+ hours straight, without it being playable, its your own fault for not getting a refund. Most people tinker for an hour or so, find it’s not playable and then wait for an update; those that don’t do that, get…

“Hi, I ate this entire steak and all the sides, but I didn’t like them. Please comp this meal.”

If you play a game for 50 hours and ask for a refund you are a lame ass.

I can’t relate to “what if this happened to me?” I can only relate via my relationship with women. I have never been sexually or physically victimized and have little chance of it ever happening to me. So I’m trying to sympathize as best I can.

Oooooor! We could get over *ourselves* and think about other people for once.

So yours is narrow enough to hit the keys without hitting the adjacent ones?

Except Articuno is in the most southern part of Kanto. Team Mystic truly is the team of lemmings.

Find a pokestop mid comment did ya?

Team Valor is the only choice for a real american!

Step one: Open app.

Nothing confirms my want to be in a relationship more than the type of people that feel the need to let everyone know how much happier they believe they are without one.

Very obviously his caribouty.

You put a pretty big negative twist on that toward the religious girlfriend. Perhaps she thought he was Christian because he was going to a Christian college, realized after they were already together, and now is torn between sticking with her beliefs and sticking with someone she loves. There’s no need to assign…