I wish every superhero game would just steal this template. Ctrl C, Ctrl V, do it now!

“Donatello and his lesser brothers...”

Your headline sounds like prison talk.

DIFFICULTY. My kids watch me, I want them to think I’m really gud.

This movie has Sonya Blade wrestling in mud, what’s not to like?

“Screw you, Hermiston!”

Awww I remember her! Did anything really change after her series, or was everyone just “okay, we knew that already”?

She’s a teacher all right - a walking, talking life-lesson on the difference between Gorilla Glue and Gorilla Snot Gel.

Who reads labels?

That’s the ONLY reason to remaster

So that’s where all that stimulus money went, go figure.

Once you said Dr. Oz, I ignored everything you previously said and judged you as a person.

Once you said Dr. Oz, I ignored everything you previously said and judged you as a person.

Thanks to everyone pointing out the obvious about an old game, but that’s not the point - it’s that Capcom may be hiding his face in Village for a reason.

House slippers? It’s my house, we go barefoot, baby!

House slippers? It’s my house, we go barefoot, baby!

Seriously, I didn’t know there was anything about buying a house.

Perfect food crime:

Mmmm, orange roughy, anyone?

Yeah, once a shot is fired, the other side fires back.

I swear on everything I love that I’m not trying to start a fight with you, however...

I believe they were inspired by Dragonball’s “Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan”